Giving Up on Humanity

I was texting a friend last night about how much I hate things (there are a lot of things I hate) and at one point I said, "whatever I'm giving up on humans and turning into a velociraptor".  which, in my head, looks something like this:

If you're wondering what a "raptor noise" is, go watch that part in Jurassic Park where the raptors trap the kids in the kitchen and try not to have nightmares for the rest of your life


My friend responded to this message in the best way possible: "can I please be your only human friend??  You and VelociRautins can be friends!"  this is what our friendship looks like:

On the off chance that you don't follow Syracuse University basketball, Andy Rautins was a well-coiffed guard and a self-proclaimed "ba11er", according to his license plate.  An SU fan put his head on a raptor body, coined it VelociRautins, and brought a sign to all the home games.  If you're thinking that it sounds pretty lame, you can't even comprehend how wrong you are.

The point is, VelociRautins and RaptorMe look pretty good together.  I think I may have just found myself my next boyfriend.  Score